imma sexy beast !!yaaaaaasssss is what the females scream when they smell my earlobes....



garlic bread is fucking gross

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i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

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my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

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eating clocks is really time consuming

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